Full Frontal Yarnity

I couldn't come up with a clever way to display my stash like Wendy, so I decided to go with the full on frontal view. This is about 95% of my stash. The other 5% was not worthy of being in this shot. There is a small child in there somewhere.
During the 35 minutes it took to set up and 25 minutes it took to put away, I had some strange thoughts! First, I realized I may have an addiction problem! Second, I realized there are hundreds, if not thousands of dollars worth of yarn here. (no wonder I'm always broke!) Third, I wondered what would happen to my yarn if I died?? Joe could sell it all and think he was rich!!